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Part 1 - Jeff Foxworthy's view of Michigan:

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through

18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim  by,

you might live in Michigan.

 

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year

because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation,

you might live in Michigan.

 

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you

might live in Michigan.

 

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year,

you might live in Michigan.

 


If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,

you might live in Michigan.

 

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,

you might live in Michigan.

 

If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time,

you might live in Michigan.

 

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,

you might live in Michigan.

 

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who

dialed a wrong number,

you might live in Michigan.

Part 2 - You know you're a true MICHIGANDER when.............

1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

15. Down South to you means Ohio

16. A brat is something you eat.

17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole barn.

18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.

19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

21. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

22. You drink pop and bake with soda.

23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you know it's not medicine.

24. You know what a Yooper is.

25. You think owning a Honda is Un American.

26. You know that UP is a place, not a direction

27. You know it's possible to live in a thumb.

28. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest.

29. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Michigan friends.

 

 

 
NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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The Kearsley logo unfortunately was not be the American Chicken Haulers Association logo.  Something original would have been nice. 

Chromacity New from ARAS the advisor the coined term became has got some time to think about the actions This page has been removed due to its useless content of 12/93 this is a temporary page here. For a short time longer 

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Chromacity got its start as Chronicity, a combination of a lot of different ideas and friends.  I have always had lot of fascination with the red planet Mars. We are to blame for the idea connected to the planets, using their names as sections. In Robotech third series the good guys were of the 21 Mars division. Opps! the Mars logo looks a lot like the one in Robotech. 

The Ranking system is based on Star Trek and The US Navy.  In Short the navy only has 5 admirals. We had more people who wanted high ranks, and made it up as we went along. Oh and sometimes its just fun to be different...

  Mars Base division started as Jaka, AKA Jakan Army or United Democratic Alliance of Jaka. The club converted to United Republic of Chronicity (URC) and part of its members splintered off branch called El Grupo De Chronicity (EGDC). EGDC's motto "Live life to the fullest and don't take any of this seriously." 

  The definition of Chronicity is "A chronic incurable habit." URC & EGDC still kind of exist but now its back together as Chromacity: "the saturation of colors".

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