The Amish Hand Warmer
An Amish woman and her
daughter were riding in an old
buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her
mother, "My hands are freezing cold." the mother
replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat
will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands
warmed up.
The next day the daughter was
riding with her
boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The
girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of
my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his
hands.
The following day the
boyfriend was again in
the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is
cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The
warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed
his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was
again driving
with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen
solid."
The following day the daughter
was driving in the
buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother,
"Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned
the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The
daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when
they defrost, don't they?"
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