"Hello, is this here the sheriff's office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
I'm
calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith.
He's drillin' holes in his farwood and hiding
marijuana inside!"
"Thank
you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the sheriff & his deputies descend
on Virgil's house. They search the shed where
the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but
find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey,
Virgil! This here is Floyd.
Did the sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they split yer farwood?"
"Yep!"
Happy Birthday, buddy!"
(Who says rednecks aren't real bright?!)
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Welcome to The Mars Base "Phobos"
PHOBOS: is one of 2 moons of the planet Mars
Welcome to Mars Base Phobos of Chronicity / Chromacity.
We are more known and connected to Chronicity and will continue to use the original
club name, that has been around for a long time. We hope this becomes
something more, now that we are on-line, to help all of our members with our
goals while just having fun!
For the Most Part Paul H has been busy working on other
things in his life, the members of this section have not been that involved
in the club activities for some time now.
Phobos comes out of Chronicity as Mars members were branching out in new
directions. Roller Skating Being the main fix for us but not the only
one.

Mars"Phobos"
006 COLONEL
ADMIRAL PAUL H. MARS
"PHOBOS"
020 MEMBER KARA
S. MARS "PHOBOS"
022 MEMBER CORT S. A.MARS
"PHOBOS"
023 MEMBER CHRIS L.
A. MARS
"PHOBOS"
024 MEMBER JOLENE F. MARS
"PHOBOS"
028 MEMBER KDEISHA
D. MARS
"PHOBOS"
029 MEMBER ERIN
R. MARS "PHOBOS"
030 MEMBER BAMBI H. F. MARS "PHOBOS"
"Estrella"

005
COMMANDER
Admiral RAQUEL E. H.
MARS
"ESTRELLA"





